For the red-blooded patriots who like their politics hard and their nights even harder. Whether you're takin' out tyrants or takin' down MILFs, this hoodie makes one thing clear: you're not here for polite conversation or bedtime stories, unless they end in handcuffs and a safe word. Built for those who treat liberty like foreplay and communism like target practice. Perfect for the mama magnet with a body count because if you're not stackin' 'em or bangin' 'em, what the hell are you doing?
