Tactical leisurewear for the frontline father who’s always on high alert for backyard beers, fridge raids, and spontaneous grill deployments. Featuring a design that screams, “I’ve survived kids, I can survive this hangover.” Built for cold brews and even colder shoulders from your wife after your third “beer recon” mission, this hoodie keeps you cozy while you sneak out “to the garage". Suit up, soldier. The beer ain't gonna recon itself.
