Let’s be real, some of us respond to conflict not with fists or wit... but with bodily confusion. This shirt is for the unhinged legends who understand that sometimes a little teasing hits way too close to the G-spot. This tee says what we’re all too afraid (or aroused?) to admit. Whether you're the class clown, a certified menace, or just someone who enjoys weaponizing their trauma for laughs this one’s for you. Wear it proudly. Unapologetically. And maybe... carry tissues.
