Let’s be honest, nobody ever joined the Marine Corps to win spelling bees. This shirt proudly embraces the fact that whether the world calls us “Mareen,” “Mureen,” or “Marien,” we’re too busy shootin’ guns and snackin’ on Crayolas to give a damn. Designed for the warfighter who doesn’t need vowels to validate valor. It’s perfect for eating chow, flexing at the VA, or making your Army buddies cry. Spelling is optional. Guns are mandatory. Crayons are delicious.
