Let’s settle the score, when you were five years old, flinging toy soldiers off your mom’s couch battlefield, you weren’t yelling “Semper Fi!” You were stompin’ through carpet jungles yelling “Go Army!” This shirt is the proud, plastic-molded proof that the U.S. Army has been dominating living rooms and sandboxes since before the Marines figured out what a crayon tasted like. Made for the soldiers who know their worth and have the childhood flashbacks to prove it.
