You’ve survived the family group chat, the in-laws’ arrival, and your third “just one more bite” - you’ve earned. Perfect for anyone running on caffeine, chaos, and sheer holiday obligation, this sums up the Thanksgiving spirit with a side of sarcasm. Pair it with stretchy pants, emotional support wine, and that forced smile you reserve for Aunt Carol’s opinions. Because even if your soul clocked out hours ago, you’re still here... holding a spoon in each hand and pretending it’s fine.
