Some folks get lost in conversation while others get lost in the cranberry sauce. This is for the latter. Celebrate the unsung Thanksgiving hero: that wobbly, glistening cylinder of jellied cranberry greatness. Perfect for anyone who knows the sound schlop! means dinner’s about to get real. Wear it for when Aunt Carol starts another “back in my day” story, just point to your chest and say, “Already lost, ma’am.” Soft. Saucy. Spiritually sticky.
