This turkey’s playing 4D chess while the rest are getting basted. He slapped on a fake mane, learned one horse sound, and said, “Neigh, pilgrims!” hoping nobody notices the drumsticks. Wear this and honor the bravest bird of Thanksgiving, the one smart enough to rebrand as livestock. Perfect for anyone who’s ever dodged responsibility with confidence and people who appreciate dumb genius energy because when survival’s on the line… it’s neigh or never.
