Because sometimes the turkey drama just ain’t worth it. This cheeky Thanksgiving design features a smug little turkey doing what we all wish we could, opting out of the family feast and ordering a large pepperoni instead. Perfect for the woman who’s tired of dry turkey, overcooked stuffing, and unsolicited life advice from Aunt Carol. Slip it on, grab a slice, and proudly declare: “This bird’s gone rogue.” Soft, cozy, and guaranteed to spark laughter at Friendsgiving, family chaos night, or any meal that involves carbs and questionable relatives.
