Breaking news: the turkeys are under attack, and this one’s not having it. This features the most presidential bird in history, complete with the world’s most luxurious feathers and the best gobble anyone’s ever heard. He’s not saying he’s the best turkey, but everyone’s saying it. Everybody. Tremendous bird. Very unfair what’s happening to the turkeys. Total witch hunt. Wear it proudly and remind the world: They’re eating the turkeys, folks. Sad!
