Flat tire? Bourbon. Long day? Bourbon. Government being the government again? Double bourbon. This shirt speaks the universal truth every red-blooded American already knows, when duct tape won’t cut it and prayers feel ignored, bourbon steps in like a smooth-talking problem solver with a smoky finish. Crafted for patriots who keep a bottle on standby and a middle finger for bureaucracy, Wear it proud. Sip with purpose. And if it’s broken… hell, pour another and call it “rustic.”
