Dadrox

Prolonged exposure to this shirt may result in extreme dadness, spontaneous grill lighting, and uncontrollable urges to say, “Looks like we’re gonna get some weather.” Clinically proven to kill 99.9% of jokes, especially the good ones. Whether you're dropping puns like hot coals or busting out air-guitar solos in the minivan, this shirt lets everyone know you’ve reached peak Dad Mode™. Perfect for: Ruining punchlines before they land, tucking into jeans WAY too confidently, telling strangers how early you woke up “just because”. Wear it proudly while mowing the lawn in perfectly straight lines, grilling steaks to questionable doneness, or explaining to your kids that “back in your day” the remote didn’t even have a pause button.