Looking for a holiday shirt that says “festive,” “adorable,” and “might ruin Santa’s marriage” all at once? Boom. Found it. This is for the woman who knows exactly what she wants this Christmas — attention! Slip this on and suddenly: Gifts get delivered faster, wine pours heavier, men forget how to form complete sentences DISCLAIMER: We are not responsible for: sudden mistletoe appearances, mysterious packages on the doorstep, or the phrase “Heyyyy, so what time are you free?”
