Relax. It’s not what you think. (Okay, it’s exactly what you think.) This is for people who read it wrong on purpose, laugh immediately, and then enjoy watching everyone else do the same mental gymnastics. A wholesome rose. A sharp edge. A joke that lands before HR can intervene. Perfect for Valentine’s Day chaos, people with a dirty mind and a clean conscience, or anyone who enjoys uncomfortable pauses in public places You might not be always horny…but you are Always Thorny.
