Membership has its perks. Love is dead. Candy is overpriced. And you’re not buying a teddy bear ever again. This is for the emotionally unavailable, the happily single, the recently escaped, and the people who treat Valentine’s Day like a federal holiday… to avoid. Featuring a trio of skeletons dancing on love’s grave, because nothing says romance like acceptance and dark humor. No flowers. No feelings. No problem. Welcome to the Anti-Valentine Club. Lifetime membership. No refunds.
