Festive? Technically. Romantic? Absolutely not. This is for anyone who shows up to Valentine’s Day with sarcasm, emotional exhaustion, and zero tolerance for forced affection. It’s got cozy holiday vibes wrapped around a very clear message: you’re participating under protest. Great for date night, the office “fun” party, or your couch while ignoring group texts about dinner plans. It’s cheerful, seasonal, and aggressively honest. Because nothing says love like festive hostility.
