Because sometimes “I love you” just doesn’t fully capture the emotional intensity… or the digestive commitment. This is for anyone who loves hard, laughs harder, and isn’t afraid to express affection in the most unhinged way possible. It’s sweet, it’s stupid, and it’s exactly the kind of Valentine’s humor that separates soulmates from people who take themselves way too seriously. Real love isn’t pretty - it’s honest, weird, and occasionally gross.
