For the man who doesn’t just talk about growing things, he’s out here plantin’ generations. Whether you’re a backyard gardener or just sowin’ wild oats coast to coast, this shirt says it all: you’re committed to the cause of population growth. Barefoot? Maybe. Bearded? Probably. Responsible? …eh, depends on the season. Perfect for Johnny Appleseed’s rowdy descendants, farmers, and men who treat every weekend like springtime. Go ahead, champ... keep spreadin’ seeds, the world’s gonna need more of whatever you’re growin’.
