Listen up, freedom enthusiast. This is a wearable Declaration of Independence dipped in beer foam and wrapped in bald eagle feathers. On the back, you’ve got Lady Liberty herself, chilling in shades, throwing up the rock-on sign, and sipping a frosty brew while floating on a neon eagle pool toy. Why? Because freedom doesn’t ask why, it asks where’s the cooler? Put it on, crack a cold one, and let America know: freedom’s taken, buddy. Go get your own.
