Valentine's Collection

Roses wilt. Chocolates melt. Feelings fade. But bad decisions and questionable taste? Timeless. Welcome to our Valentine’s Day Collection where love letters are written in sarcasm, affection comes with a blast radius, and “romantic” means ride-or-die, probably literally. This collection is for: Couples who bond over dark humor and worse choices, singles who hate Valentine’s Day but still want to look incredible while doing it, or anyone who thinks candlelight dinners are overrated. Expect designs packed with unhinged romance, aggressive commitment, and just enough red flags to make Cupid nervous. Perfect for reminding the world that your love language is violence (emotionally).